PROSTITUTES (Are Making Love In My Garden)

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Based on a true story


Are making love in my garden

The prostitute is always a woman
The customers are men
They make love in the night time
Even when there’s rain

They do it standing up
Leaning on my back door
It would be far too dirty
To get down on the floor

The men have so much love to give
Their wives are all so tired
The prostitutes have stamina
And their love is for hire

Twenty pounds to love her mouth
Thirty to love her hole
With every loving a special gift
A small piece of her soul

I said that prostitutes
Are making love in my garden

I wonder if it’s true love
That these couples really feel
They lead an alternative lifestyle
Who am I to question their ideals?

If you can love right through an intruder alert
Well it must be quite a rush
I guess sometimes a regular kind of fuck
Isn’t good enough
To get it up

I’ve gotta admit as a loving man
It seems pretty fucking grim
But maybe it’s just like the saying goes
If you can’t beat ‘em, then join ‘em

Are making love in my garden


from BAD GUYNAECOLOGY, released April 3, 2015
Recorded & Produced by Jaime Gomez Arellano
Releases on Riot Season Records
All tracks written by Bad Guys 2015



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NEW ALBUM RELEASED - 16TH MARCH on Riot Season from a midlander, a southerner, a Canadian and a Hungarian. Four necks, two kicks and no mic stand. Long hair, grey hair, bald-heads and beards. The works. As well as playing with the likes of Circle and Oxes, these guys have earned a reputation for crashing all sorts of parties. They make the heavy stuff and they play it loud, the way it should be. ... more

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