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A work of fiction


I saw an advert on the television
For a Tonka, a Tonka truck
And I wanted it, this Tonka,
Wanted it so much
Had to have it

So I asked my mother for a Tonka,
She said no
So I asked my father for a Tonka,
He said no.
Ask your mother.

But I want that Tonka
I want it bad

Hard bright yellow plastic
Stiff black rubber wheels
Brightly coloured sticky decals
So I went to the toy shop
I went to Toys-R-Us
And I found my truck
In the truck aisle
It was beautiful
It was beautiful

So I put it in my coat
And I walked towards the tills
Past the tills
Past security
Towards the automatic glass sliding doors
And they automatically slid open
And I walked out

Now I’m at home sitting in my room
Having so much fun
When in my dad comes
He says hey son, where’d you get that truck?
I said Toys-R-Us
He said how’d you pay for it?
I said I didn’t, I stole it

I used Crime
I used Crime
Now I’m a criminal
Now I’m a criminal

You should have bought me the truck
You should have bought me the truck
You should have bought me the truck
You should have bought me the truck you fuck


from BAD GUYNAECOLOGY, track released April 3, 2015
Recorded & Produced by Jaime Gomez Arellano
Releases on Riot Season Records
All tracks written by Bad Guys 2015



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NEW ALBUM RELEASED - 16TH MARCH on Riot Season from a midlander, a southerner, a Canadian and a Hungarian. Four necks, two kicks and no mic stand. Long hair, grey hair, bald-heads and beards. The works. As well as playing with the likes of Circle and Oxes, these guys have earned a reputation for crashing all sorts of parties. They make the heavy stuff and they play it loud, the way it should be. ... more

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