BAD GUYNAECOLOGY

by BAD GUYS

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BAD GUYS 2nd Studio Album released on Riot Season Records

UK Distribution via SRD
US Distribution via Forced Exposure

artist: BAD GUYS
title: 'Bad Guynaecology'
formats: CD, Vinyl LP & Download
Cat# REPOSECD044/REPOSELP044
LP UPC 6 66017 28601 3 / CD UPC 6 66017 28602 0
label: Riot Season
date: March 16th 2015

CD/LP Track listing

1. Crime
2. Zoltan
3. Prostitutes
4. World Murderer
5. Reaper
6. Fabled Succubus
7. Motorhome
8. No Tomorrow

LIMITED EDITION 400 ONLY VINYL LP WITH HIGH GLOSS SLEEVE AND PRINTED INNER BAG. CD LIMITED TO 500 COPIES IN DIGIPACK SLEEVE

Recorded in a snake pit, in a quarry, on top of a mountain, in the desert, at night, during a thunderstorm, BAD GUYNAECOLOGY is the second album from Hackney’s BAD GUYS.

Not only that, they will be playing an album launch show on FRIDAY 13th MARCH – yes, you heard that right, unlucky for some but not for BAD GUYS – at London’s infamous Lexington venue ahead of a full run of UK dates.

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released 03 April 2015

Recorded at Orgone Studios, High Barnett, London
By the handsome Jaime Gomez Arellano
(Ghost, Cathedral, Paradise Lost, Sunn o))), Ulver)

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Bad Guys London, UK

NEW ALBUM RELEASED - 16TH MARCH on Riot Season from a midlander, a southerner, a Canadian and a Hungarian. Four necks, two kicks and no mic stand. Long hair, grey hair, bald-heads and beards. The works. As well as playing with the likes of Circle and Oxes, these guys have earned a reputation for crashing all sorts of parties. They make the heavy stuff and they play it loud, the way it should be. ... more

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Track Name: CRIME
I saw an advert on the television
For a Tonka, a Tonka truck
And I wanted it, this Tonka,
Wanted it so much
Had to have it

So I asked my mother for a Tonka,
She said no
So I asked my father for a Tonka,
He said no.
Ask your mother.

But I want that Tonka
I want it bad

Hard bright yellow plastic
Stiff black rubber wheels
Brightly coloured sticky decals
So I went to the toy shop
I went to Toys-R-Us
And I found my truck
In the truck aisle
It was beautiful
It was beautiful

So I put it in my coat
And I walked towards the tills
Past the tills
Past security
Towards the automatic glass sliding doors
And they automatically slid open
And I walked out

Now I’m at home sitting in my room
Having so much fun
When in my dad comes
He says hey son, where’d you get that truck?
I said Toys-R-Us
He said how’d you pay for it?
I said I didn’t, I stole it

I used Crime
I used Crime
Now I’m a criminal
Now I’m a criminal

You should have bought me the truck
You should have bought me the truck
You should have bought me the truck
You should have bought me the truck you fuck
Track Name: PROSTITUTES (Are Making Love In My Garden)
Prostitutes
Prostitutes
Prostitutes
Are making love in my garden
(repeat)

The prostitute is always a woman
The customers are men
They make love in the night time
Even when there’s rain

They do it standing up
Leaning on my back door
It would be far too dirty
To get down on the floor

The men have so much love to give
Their wives are all so tired
The prostitutes have stamina
And their love is for hire

Twenty pounds to love her mouth
Thirty to love her hole
With every loving a special gift
A small piece of her soul

I said that prostitutes
Prostitutes
Prostitutes
Are making love in my garden
(repeat)

I wonder if it’s true love
That these couples really feel
They lead an alternative lifestyle
Who am I to question their ideals?

If you can love right through an intruder alert
Well it must be quite a rush
I guess sometimes a regular kind of fuck
Isn’t good enough
To get it up

I’ve gotta admit as a loving man
It seems pretty fucking grim
But maybe it’s just like the saying goes
If you can’t beat ‘em, then join ‘em

Prostitutes
Prostitutes
Prostitutes
Are making love in my garden
Track Name: ZOLTAN: Snake Hunter
He stares intently in your cold dark eyes
Emotion there he sees no trace
Eradication of man’s ills hypothesized
As you spit venom
In his face

Well that’s just what he wanted
He’s come for your poison
He’s gonna grab you by your head
And rip out your glands

No stopping, however long it takes
He’s hunting every fucking snake
Desert, Jungle, Forest, Swamps and Lakes
Lizard scum there’s no escape

Who is this, this intrepid man?
Zoltan! Zolta-a-an!

His black glove grasps your neck
You’re the creeper but this time you’re the one got crept upon
Venom and Leather and the smell of a good fight
You snakes are fucked, Zoltan’s got the biggest bite, Good night

Fuck you snakes.
Track Name: WORLD MURDERER
An army strikes down
On rocketships they pound
Their remains made into a crown
Worn by warlord
Arc-welded to skull
Great power was his reward

He dives down into the earth

Through rock and iron ore
Right down to the belly of it all
This steel it melts
In a white hot corner of hell

The Earth blown to kingdom come

And from the ashes
A mighty being rises
Psychotic mindset
His body mechanises

He flies into the vast expanse
Across thirteen billion light years
This is the end for all he sees
The planets scatter in fear

A galaxy, gone

All his life he wanted to be
A world Murderer
Flying interplanetary
Wreaking havoc, a life deserter
Enemies will bow down to me
Even as I crush them
Track Name: REAPER
When it comes your time to look the reaper in the eye
And see your true reflection for the first time in your life
Will you say
I’m ready to die, I solved my quest
Put up a damn good fight and I’ll lay myself down to rest motherfucker.
Maybe you will die young or maybe you’ll grow old
Whatever, The cold hard truth is we end up hard and cold
You can spend your life coming up with lies to calm you down
Can’t focus on the fact, ‘cause it spins your head around

NOTHING! NOTHING!
MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL!
SO DON’T SPEND ALL YOUR FUCKING TIME
DREAMING ABOUT GETTING MORE!

NOTHING! NOTHING!
IS EVER COMING TRUE
ALL YOUR HOPES AND ALL YOUR DREAMS
YOU’VE GOT NOTHING COMING TO YOU (EXCEPT DEATH!)
THROW OUT ALL YOUR VICES
THROW OUT ALL YOUR PLASTIC TOYS
SET FIRE TO YOUR MESSIAHS
AND ALL THAT THEY ENJOY
GET RID OF IT ALL
BE TOTALLY BEREFT
FEEL THE OVERWHELMING VOID
OF HAVING NOTHING LEFT
DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU
FROM THE MOMENT YOU ARE BORN
IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE MEANS ANYTHING
YOU’RE JUST PLAIN FUCKING WRONG
NOTHING! NOTHING!
NOTHING FOREVER MORE!
THERE IS NO MEANING
THAT’S THE POINT
THERE IS NO POINT AT ALL

UNDERNEATH THE SURFACE OF YOUR LIFE
TECTONIC PLATES OF MISERY AND STRIFE
NIGHTMARE ABSURDITY WILL GRIND UP YOUR BONES
NO USE LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER IN THE INFINITE UNKNOWN
SO WHAT’S THE POINT? WHAT’S THE POINT?
WHEN YOUR REALITY IS RIPPING AT THE JOINTS
AS YOU PLUNGE HEADFIRST INTO THE ENDLESS VOID
YOUR FAITH IN EVERYTHING IS UTTERLY DESTROYED
And what can we do? What can we do?
When this futility just burns inside of you
Love is everything
Love is everything
The only thing
Worth anything
Track Name: FABLED SUCCUBUS
When the night is out
And the lights are low
Claim that woman
Take her soul

And come into your mind

When the dogs all prowl
On their night patrol
Take my body
Take my soul

And come into your mind

Let the black fur
Of my heart
Envelope you
Fabled succubus
Let the darkness inside you

Writhing bodies in the night
Bleeding virgin sacrifice
Writhing bodies start to suffer
I will be your final lover

Step into the night
There won’t be a fight
Sleeping in death's manger
Taken by a stranger

Come into your mind
Track Name: MOTORHOME
I would like to buy a mobile home
Yes sir, that’ll be, 20,000 pounds,
enjoy it, it’s got a great kitchen

Now I own a second hand mobile home
I’m gonna drive it
And live in lots of different places
And ruin them

I’m driving, I’m cruising, I’m living in my mobile home
I’m headed to your town
And parking in your garden
And trampling on your flowers

I will drive my home in to your front room while you watch TV.

My home has got six wheels and an engine
And when I hate my neighbours I can fuck off
And drive out to the country
And park under a tree
And forget about my worries

Out here on my own I love my motorhome
Day by day drive my home
Inside bedroom outside chrome
I’ll come to you don’t come to me
The world a blur that’s what I see
Track Name: NO TOMORROW
You took my life
And you turned it to rot
Cut like a knife
And tore out my heart

Denied the lies
Things I’d seen with my own eyes
Well now I see
The one to blame is me

‘Cause I should never have loved you
It’s true
After what you put me through

Sweet ass, long legs
And a devil in bed

Well it softens what you do to me
Cheating right in front of me
Give me a lobotomy
Somebody take me away


Why did you have to chase all that money?
What did you hope to see?
Don’t you know you need love in your heart?
You’ve got to believe

Now I’m drowning in my sorrow
Look what you’ve done to me
Living life like there’s no tomorrow
And I feel so free


No sleep in darkness
A heart in despair
Scattered in ashes
run skeletal fingers through your hair
Suffer in sadness
Hell won’t forfend
There’s no tomorrow
This is the end

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